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$ P7 `9 {% [8 h4 e& Y* k   The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother\'s loving arms.
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9 ^, N# a& X, B7 p  _  \"Was school all right?\" she asked, \"Did you get along all right? did you cry?\"
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8 T: E5 c6 s  _5 k& I1 z  \"Cry?\" John asked. \"No, I didn\'t cry, but the teacher did!\"
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