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# W  V# x0 W4 ~& l3 n4 M( H. P3 \   The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother\'s loving arms. " {( C5 S' u$ ^3 Y5 V. k
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  \"Was school all right?\" she asked, \"Did you get along all right? did you cry?\"
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  \"Cry?\" John asked. \"No, I didn\'t cry, but the teacher did!\"
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