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发表于 2006-4-14 04:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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0 o! o  J9 \4 _& X) `8 N   The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother\'s loving arms. % U  `: k; B9 @) o. R

$ |( Q/ l7 f8 Y  When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.
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; [  x( b8 E% R: D; e  \"Was school all right?\" she asked, \"Did you get along all right? did you cry?\"   ?  h  J, q& n( p0 P9 @
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  \"Cry?\" John asked. \"No, I didn\'t cry, but the teacher did!\"
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